Friday, March 28, 2008
They Hain't No Hair On My Sheelee Dawg
Come back on Monday when my brand new website goes live with a new video show. MuthaMae.com
"Give me an R! Arrrrrrrr, Mateys!"
Conversation between myself and my four year old in a crowded women's restroom this
afternoon. I had just used the facilities and was pulling up my pants. Boo was in the stall with me:
Boo: Mommy! You have hair!
Me: (Shaking my head around) Yes, I do. See!
Boo: No! You have hair ON YOUR BUTT!
Me: (knowing what she meant but pretending I didn't) How unfortunate. Come on, let's go.
Boo: Mommy! Mommmy! Pull down your pants!
Me: No.. Boo. Come on, let's go.
Boo: Pull down your pants! I want to see that hair!
Me: Enough, Boo, let's goooooo.
Boo: You have such a hairy butt!!
We then walked to the sinks to wash our hands. There was a lady next to us who was trying so hard to hide her amused face.
Boo turned to the lady and said, "My mommy has such a hairy butt. Do you have a hairy butt, too?"
Well, my lovely McChickies, I don't know if I'm going to update here again until my new site is finished. MuthaMae.com. I dunno. It might take a few weeks. There's so much to do. Eh, check back next week. Updating here will depend on my mood and if I'm all pissy because my new site isn't up yet. Such a diva.
Here's a vlog entry.