How much do I love you?
I adore you so much, I'm giving your Valentine's Day present early. It's not something that will make you fat, nor is it something that will die. Oh no. Not my show. IT WILL NEVER DIE! IT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER AS THE GREATEST INTERNET SHOW OF ALL TIME!
Whatever, as long as you watch the damn thing, I'm happy. And you will. Because you want to know how my friend Michelle pulled off a Richard Nixon themed birthday party for her four year old daughter.
Who says women from the Midwest are boring?
And here we go. My all time favorite episode so far. Hopefully yours as well.