When I was a child, my parents had this wood wall hanging in the bathroom with a painted little girl sitting on a potty seat. It read, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie." Say hello to the 70s!
I often sing those droplets of wisdom to Miss Boo after she has used the toilet. Tonight she sang it back to me. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the DVD."
Took me a minute, too.