Thursday, November 8, 2007

We Live For This Stuff

Conversation I had with myself while checking the stats for my little internet show blog.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Oooh! Take a look at this! Someone from E! Entertainment Television has been watching my shows!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
That must be typo. No way would someone from E! be interested in your show.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Yeah, look! Twice!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
Unless of course, they're reaaaaaaally bored.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Who cares! Someone in the "biz" watched my show!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
An bored intern trying to get his kicks during lunch. He saw Mom and Video, thought woohoo free p*rn, and then saw you.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Maybe it was Ryan Seacrest!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
Yeah. Ryan Seacrest has nothing better to do than watch some Midwestern mom give a video tour of Grant's Farm.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
It would be so cool if it really was Ryan Seacrest.

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
What's this sudden obsession with Ryan Seacrest?

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Well, Ryan was an unknown TV show host, right? Then came American Idol and it got huge and suddenly Ryan has a big contract with E! and hosting all kinds of shows and formed a production company and is also a producer. He's successful doing what he loves to do and he's making killer money. Not a bad life.

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
You want to be Ryan Seacrest don't you.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Well...um... ok! Yeah, ok! You happy? I want this. Dammit! I want this!!! I don't care if people are laughing at me or will be laughing at me if it doesn't happen. I am proud to tell the world I WANT THIS DAMMIT!!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
Ok, ok, calm down you big freak show. Well, did the folks at E! contact you? Does someone think you're the next big star of do it yourself television?

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Ooh, I got an email on the Word To Your Mutha Show account!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
It's Ryan Seacrest. He wants to produce your show for his new production company. Keeping up with the Kardashians wasn't doing it for him. He sees the future and it's Mommy Programming.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Damn. Another email saying I've won the Irish lottery.

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
Well there you go. Someone out there thought enough to email you.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Would have been cool if it was Ryan Seacrest.

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
Would have been cool if you actually won the lottery.

Dreamy Impulsive Me:
Yeah, that's an option, too! Then I could REALLY make my show!

Practical Pain In The Ass No Fun Me:
You're so cute when you're being unrealistic.

3 comments:

kimbalaya said...

I used to listen to Ryan Seacrest when he was just a lowly radio DJ out of L.A. He was on the radio station that was always on in my car. Oh, and I've watched all your WTYM:TS episodes, too. :-)

Mutha said...

Oh yeah, I forgot his nationally syndicated radio show, too! Does that man ever sleep? He doesn't have time to spend all those millions.

I'd love to have that problem.

Steph said...

I think you ROCK and deserve your own show!! You are very brave to do a show right after your surgery.