My three year old had to poop.
Boo: Mommy, sit with me.
Me: Ok. Let me cover my nose with my shirt first.
Boo: Good idea. I stink! (Looks down as she goes.) Mommy! Mommy!
Boo: Look! My poop made a Chinese letter. What Chinese word is that?
Me: Oh Boo. Seriously....
Boo: (Stares into toilet) I think my poop spelled Ni Hao! Hello poop! Hello poop!
Me: Well, say goodbye to the poop because it needs to be flushed now.
Boo: Bye poop! Wow, I'm so proud. My poop speaks Chinese!