We arrived when the park opened to find a huge crowd just as anxious for free beer family fun. The line to get onto the tram was long, but strangely entertaining this time around. A couple who I would call "County Fair" and you would roll your eyes and say I'm an elitist snob who has way too much fun with the stereotypes, was having a very public argument over a sippie cup. As in, he forgot the sippie cup AND the wipes. We know this because the wife huffed, "It's almost poop time and YOU forgot the wipes! You know she poops every day at this time!" The woman then flopped to the ground and started rummaging through her bag. "No sippie! No wipes! What were you thinking!" He said something we couldn't hear and she replied by screaming and I do mean screaming, "God Damn you! God dammit what were you thinkin?"
The crowd went silent except for this big guy in line behind her who said in a scolding voice, "Ma'am, come on. You're in public. Have a little self respect."
Yeah! I wanted to high five him. Instead, I said, "And there's kids everywhere!" I looked behind me at this very upscale looking family who had that deer in headlights look. "If we don't look at the lower income people having a marital spat, they won't exist."
You should have seen me with my girls. I was a proud peacock mama, strutting my stuff as I showed off my beauties. They were dressed alike, and boy did we get noticed. People pointed. People stared. People were very confused. "Are they twins? Oh wait. No, they can't be twins..." Tee he. It was great.
Speaking of County Fair, Grant's Farm had one going on today to raise money for Jerry's Kids. In the pic below, Narnia is introduced to gambling. Free beer AND gambling! Does it get any better? She got to choose acwind up pig, lay a chip down on its corresponding number, and watch them race to the finish line. When the race started, the booth ladies played, "Who let the pigs out? Oink oink oink oink." Narnia has her money on #6.









7 comments:
I haven't seen cuter family fun anywhere. Yay for a great day!
Looks like fun was had by all. What adorable pics!
Yay for family fun day! Are you doing GF for Halloween this year?
Those last two pictures are gorgeous. I love sleeping babes. Oh so cute.
You left out two key points about the County Fair couple. By the point that we noticed them (just before the poop comments) she was already screaming at the top of her lungs. And when her husband didn't drop everything and run back to the car right away she screamed "Fine, I'll walk all the way back across the parking lot and get it myself! What a *man* you are."
Where did they find room to set up all that carnival stuff? From the pictures it looks like they had bounce houses and everything!
OMG, I bet you get some good "twin comments" and I hope you have some good come back answers, please share them with me, I am running out of good ones. I know the questions I get, and I would love to see the faces of the people asking you, "r they twins", "r they identical", I think stupid ?'s deserves stupid answers don't ya think????? Ah, but I can't ever do it, I just answer all of their stupid questions with what they want to know.
So how was the MD thing? I wanted to go, since that is now my official diagnosis, maybe next year.
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