Leave your body and soul at the door. Along with your shoes.
But please enjoy some delicious birthday/death cake while you're at it.
"Happy Birthday." "Don't die." Blow out the candles instead.
Being of sound mind??? You should always sign your will while wearing bunny ears.
Recipe for the perfect happy birthday/don't die will signing party?
Good friends who are willing to take your kids and handle your estate
Many jokes about all the fun they will have after you're gone.