Here's how neurotic I am.
A friend is in town. The weekend has been taken up doing the whole sightseeing thang. Which I'm proud to do. I love this city and want to show it off.
It means one less weekend for China related stuff.
And since Husband's Mama is coming to town the weekend before we leave, that only gives me two weekends left to devote to China Related Stuff.
So today I sent my adorably tech geeky husband and his equally geeky friend to Target to buy sleepers for the baby.
See, I'm not thinking. Why did I send THEM to buy clothing for my child? These are men who see no problems wearing white socks with Birkenstocks. White socks with the gray reinforced toe.
But they were going to Target anyway and I figured, hey, two birds, one stone.
Two geeks, no fashion sense.
They came back with the most hideous looking granny flower pattern sleeper. My husband thought, "Flowers. My wife likes flowers." His friend thought, "Busy pattern. Won't show the spit up." I thought, "Curtains. Grandma curtains."
But husband also bought a sleeper covered in red, white, and blue fireworks.
I held it up and said, "Awwww! You got this because we'll be there for our anniversary on the fourth of July. How sweet!"
Husband and Friend just looked at one another. This is when Husband should have said, "Why yes, honey. I love our anniversary!"
Instead he said, "Actually, I just got it cuz it was the only other one they carried in that size."
He's so lucky he's married. If he was single, he'd be lonely.