tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post9012238012846274761..comments2023-06-21T04:36:51.316-07:00Comments on Word To Your Mutha: My children are covered in vomit and I'm still smiling!!Mutha Maehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18071091659191752451noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-58077565724498315762007-09-12T21:06:00.000-07:002007-09-12T21:06:00.000-07:00ya know, i get bitched at for whining too much. i ...ya know, i get bitched at for whining too much. i don't give a crap. <BR/>i've definitely had the "oh my god time to get naked" moments..when my son lovingly craps alll over me and himself up to his hair. it's just precious. <BR/>i can't believe you kept your cool. i would have been vomiting also.Katrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02988381378209921841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-71662773175517201072007-09-07T19:14:00.000-07:002007-09-07T19:14:00.000-07:00found your blog through your comments on iso(in)sa...found your blog through your comments on iso(in)sanity's blog. Have read all your China entries and now all your post China entrie. You are a hysterical and truthful writer. Thank you for speaking out for us (gasp) normal moms out there!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09418306443635970169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-8378115476847874462007-09-07T11:00:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:00:00.000-07:00I feel a tad nausious. I don't know how to spell n...I feel a tad nausious. I don't know how to spell nausious and am too lazy to look it up. Holy shit buckets batman. The part about the babies licking their fingers - OOOOOHHHH. So funny though. Funny that it happened in your house. Had it happened in mine I'd have cried. Too bad you don't have a dog to help clean it up. Head like a hole would have been a good NIN song. Although - that be the only NIN song I know.Sofiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08700757040159861321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-24818670666404090662007-09-06T17:38:00.000-07:002007-09-06T17:38:00.000-07:00THANK YOU!!!Thank you for the hysterical laugh, th...THANK YOU!!!<BR/><BR/>Thank you for the hysterical laugh, thank you for the honesty, thank you for the realness of it all! I'm still in the blissful innocence before we go to China next month, and I know that somewhere down the road, I will come back to read this post over and over again... ;o)Nataliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14158316253709422594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-27886948041983678932007-09-06T17:11:00.000-07:002007-09-06T17:11:00.000-07:00That's the beauty of angry and frustrated NIN song...That's the beauty of angry and frustrated NIN songs! Any one will do! HAH! Actually I just had some of the crunching guitars and pounding drums in my head.Mutha Maehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18071091659191752451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-40093357715737157372007-09-06T16:56:00.000-07:002007-09-06T16:56:00.000-07:00Things that crossed my mind while reading this pos...Things that crossed my mind while reading this post:<BR/><BR/>Ok, quick!, say something that makes me want to have kids again.<BR/><BR/>Ooooh, fluffy bunnies!<BR/><BR/>I hope you all survive this and that the kids get better quickly.HK Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04339684624329316103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-85919836509158855892007-09-06T16:53:00.000-07:002007-09-06T16:53:00.000-07:00While there was plenty to umm, digest in this stor...While there was plenty to umm, digest in this story...why is it that the question I feel the overwhelming need to know the answer to is:<BR/>What Nine Inch Nails song goes with cleaning up vomit??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-2278502730971857522007-09-06T16:01:00.000-07:002007-09-06T16:01:00.000-07:00haha I laug4ed out loud at the reality of thisw......haha I laug4ed out loud at the reality of thisw..."REAL WOMEN have to decide which child to clean up first." poor kiddos.Anonymous https://www.blogger.com/profile/14022163892003923984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-8805416081818083422007-09-06T15:28:00.000-07:002007-09-06T15:28:00.000-07:00You really should write a book. I don't think you...You really should write a book. I don't think you botch the English language at all. And anyway, that's what copy editors are for! It's the storytelling that matters, and you rock when it comes to that.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15209953476958023410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-19311105969621677882007-09-06T14:27:00.000-07:002007-09-06T14:27:00.000-07:00Loving these comments... thank you!As far as writi...Loving these comments... thank you!<BR/><BR/>As far as writing a book, wow, that is a HUGE compliment. I don't think I'm much of a writer. I botch the English language so badly. But I do think I'm a pretty decent storyteller. I'm glad I am entertaining people. That's what I love doing the most. If I can make you laugh, then I feel like I've done my job!!Mutha Maehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18071091659191752451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-20185459281060568822007-09-06T13:54:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:54:00.000-07:00Thank you, my youngest is now (gasp) 23 so I've al...Thank you, my youngest is now (gasp) 23 so I've almost forgotten all those good times! A reminder like this brings back (not vomit) memories of similar events with my children. SIGH, where did the time go?Chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04861119283572662043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-71502823477576957322007-09-06T13:53:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:53:00.000-07:00101 is respectable, but its not a real "inner glow...101 is respectable, but its not a real "inner glow" until they get a fever seizure, I mean "isometric exercising" :)<BR/><BR/>I hate it when Gavin vomits because then KD smells it and vomits and I have to clean both of them up. It's weird how puke doesn't bother me much but I can barely take out the kitchen garbage without doing dry heaves the whole way out the door.<BR/><BR/>Hopefully your bodies will be able to fight this off soon and get back to having fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-16444803011363254612007-09-06T13:02:00.000-07:002007-09-06T13:02:00.000-07:00I never comment on these blogs (too shy), however,...I never comment on these blogs (too shy), however, I just wanted to send you a giant THANK YOU!!! I’ve been following your story since you were in China. We returned with our daughter in February of this year and I enjoyed reading your perspective on the process. I look forward to reading your posts because you are definitely someone who “gets it”. You have me in constant hysterics! Thanks Again!! You should consider writing a book! ……Seriously!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-71043529749899953532007-09-06T10:27:00.000-07:002007-09-06T10:27:00.000-07:00Hi! I love to read about the good. But the bad and...Hi! I love to read about the good. But the bad and the ugly is even better. I never ask mom's who only tell how good everything is how they are. It's so boring, and I know they don't tell the whole truth. I've noticed the husbands always give a completely different version of how "smooth" everything goes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-2871619479952718642007-09-06T10:21:00.000-07:002007-09-06T10:21:00.000-07:00thanks Mae.must call husband and break the news.#2...thanks Mae.<BR/><BR/>must call husband and break the news.<BR/><BR/>#2 baby out of the question!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-63807286327248229792007-09-06T09:58:00.000-07:002007-09-06T09:58:00.000-07:00OMG..so to the point and having been there and don...OMG..so to the point and having been there and done that...this too will pass.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07647472885003848528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-21574042974512402492007-09-06T09:53:00.000-07:002007-09-06T09:53:00.000-07:00Not enough Xanax in the world is right. You are a ...Not enough Xanax in the world is right. You are a stronger woman than I. If my kid started puking on me, I'd start puking right back. I cannot deal with the smell, sound or look of vomit. Blergh indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7953184751839153380.post-75527046083423789592007-09-06T09:35:00.000-07:002007-09-06T09:35:00.000-07:00Yeah, okay. I think I'm going back on birth contr...Yeah, okay. I think I'm going back on birth control. I forgot all about the vomit part.<BR/><BR/>I did crack up about how proud you are that she hit 101 on the thermometer. I think "underachieving 98.6" was what had me doubled over.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com